Stay with me here.

I’m on Sports Illustrated reading about how the Nuggets are trying to trade for Kevin Love. I get to the comments section and the first post is some guy going off about this government kitty assassin conspiracy theory, which was weird or maybe spam, who knows, whatever–sometimes shit get’s weird online or people get crazy or forget they’re on a sports website.Image

Let it wash over you.

Then I scroll down and this dude, let’s call him Zeus; Zeus, five minutes later, has another comment but this time he’s writing normal sports stuff, about how this would be a garbage trade for Minnesota and they can get better value from Cleveland, yada yada yada, acting like he didn’t just write 500 words on congressmen killing kitties.